Welcome to our Café*!
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Menu Archive. Watcher's Café closed its doors in 2005.

👁️-- Menu!

TODAY'S SPECIAL
STRAWBERRY TARTTE 🍓• $4.20

We're a system. More about that hereALL Hazbin/Helluva fans are on THIN ICE.We talk about weed.

DNI:PROSHIP, Loli/shotacon, trans/homophobe. Anti age regression, anti xenogenders, anti sex worker.JonElias shippers are on extremely thin ice. Our host is triggered by it, very negatively.I do not care if you like dark media! I do as well. So long as you are critical of what you like.
VIVZIEPOP DEFENDERS
SWIFTIES ASK TO FOLLOW (unless we follow first!) /SRS
This only applies to people who actively post about her! We somewhat like her music!
ED Twt & SH Twt. K Pop stans.We don't give a shit if you're pro/ anti/ neutral about endos simply because-- to us-- endos are systems that forget their trauma. This does not mean we support them, though.


Info!

We're Watcher, host is Jon
They/Them (Plural) He/It
19
WE RECLAIM THE F-SLUR.Intersex (Hormonally, PCOS)
Transmasc / Transneu
Cupiosexual Gay 🍰
(Cupiosexual is on the Asexual spectrum)
AuDHD Polyfrag DID Collective
Catchall name is Watcher!
Catchall pronouns are It/They/Eye
Jewish, Italian American, Mostly White. ☆Cancer
English .. Taken
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yum!

THE MAGNUS ARCHIVES!!!, MALEVOLENT!, WELCOME TO NIGHTVALE, Mantids!, SCP Foundation, Baking!!
MLP!!!, LMK!, Eddsworld!, MCR!!!!!!, GFuel!! :3, Sanrio!
WEIRDCORE/DREAMCORE!!!!, Snakes!!, The Witcher & The Monsters From It!, Entomology!, Monster High!!! TSPUD!
Bold & Italicized= Special Interests & Hyperfixations!

not recommended ..

Untagged NSFW, tiny spiders..., tornado sirens, self harm!!
Gore, Family Channels on Youtube, Religion (More Specifically Extreme, Culty ones.) , Shock Content!!


👁️🗨️ Age! 👁️🗨️ Commissions! 👁️🗨️Birthday!

$18.00 | Base Price: $10.00 | $7.01 (Jul 1st)

NOTE Commission prices do vary! Please DM to inquire. Payments will be accepted through Cashapp!


Love is on the menu. 👁️🗨️

What's this...?!

Welcome to the secret page. Here is where I store all things miscellaneous.This is our personal archive of all things we enjoy. From art to glittery icons that don't fit the main page, as well as pictures of the things we craft.As well as some pride flags. This is the page that will but updated the most.TMA Ships we like (Expect to see on our page):
LonelyEyes
JMart
TimSasha
Georgie x Melanie (Idk what the ship name is sorry LMAO)
Basira x Daisy (Also don't know the ship name)
I WILL POST OTHER CONTENT! I don't usually draw ship art, and actually prefer to draw original art, separate from fandoms.

Spiral & Eye Aligned

I LOVE MAKING NEEDLEFELTS!CURRENTLY WORKING ON A NEEDLEFELTED COTTON CANDY CLOWN!